croad

A shitheel of an excuse for a human being that takes great pride in handling rodent shit.

Dude, face it! You're a fucking croad.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

cridick

A person who criticizes something, but acts like a dick about it.

Dennis acted like such a cridick when he kept saying that the movie sucked because it didn't have any sex scenes.

by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Croissanaphobia

The fear of croissants. It is not too common, but some people have it. It is usually caused by a bad nightmare causing the person to dislike croissants, or if they find disgust in the food. Some levels of croissanaphobia are low, but there are some occasions where the level is high and the croissanaphobic person cannot even look at them. Adjective: Croissanaphobic.

Bob has major croissanaphobia, which means he is afraid of croissants.

by Croissanaphobic Guy August 25, 2020

criddle

to steal

yeah, I had to criddle that shit...

by iceman1 March 24, 2010

crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.

Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.

by TwinSouth October 13, 2008

Criddle

v. To position one's self within a social setting such that one makes no meaningful contribution.

I'm just gonna go criddle over here for a bit.

Look at that dude. He's criddling so hard over there.

Hey, what are you doing?
I'm just criddlin'.

by Anhaga January 9, 2010

criddler

An individual who breaks societal norms by begging for change, wearing tattered clothes, digging through garbage cans and abusing drugs. A nusiance. The dredge of society.

Look at that meth addicted criddler over there laughing at nothing, he has like 3 teeth left.

by BigManBeats October 31, 2008