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Clemson

A small college town in upstate South Carolina. a crazy town where tiger paws are EVERYWHERE (on the roads, stores, buildings, mailboxes, resturants, etc.) Was voted the #1 party school by many many magazines; On a typical home football game, the population increased by like 300% (from 11,000 + 15,000 college students to over 90,000) and every tiger fan in the state is wearing orange (**also note that the only 3 smart people in South Carolina live here)
I'm heading up to Clemson for a huge party.
by Fena March 1, 2005
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Lame like Roger Clemens

The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.
"Quit being lame like Roger Clemens"
by dreeze March 30, 2008
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clemson

The best place on the fucking planet, where everybody thinks that the University of South Carolina blows ass.
Wow, did you see the Clemson Tigers beat the living shit out of the USC Gamecocks for four years in a row? I sure did!
by makeitfunkay December 28, 2005
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Clemson

Clemson University was founded in 1889 as a land-grant institution in the upstate of South Carolina. It was donated by Thomas Green Clemson, who willed his house and the surrounding area to the state of South Carolina to create a technical and scientific university. When it first opened its doors in 1893, Clemson was a military institution with less than 500 students.

Clemson University is comprised of five colleges: the College of Agriculture, Forestry and Life Sciences, the College of Architecture, Arts, and Humanities, the College of Business and Behavioral Science, the College of Engineering and Science, and the College of Health, Education and Human Development. There are more than 80 undergraduate degree programs.

Time Magazine's Public College of the Year in 2001.

Clemson is one of the best college environments in the country. Its just the right size and you get to experience the true southern hospitality of South Carolina. The social scene will provide something for everyone and during the fall a home football transforms the town. Everyone wears orange and shows their spirit. "Solid Orange It's About Pride." Clemson has one of the loudest stadiums in the country, had the largest "ESPN College GameDay" audience ever in 2006, The Tigers school the "lamecocks" at football, and Death Valley is where The Tigers run!!!
Clemson Student: "Wait...where do you go to school?"
USC Student: "University of South Carolina."
Clemson Student: "Oh...that sucks...I go to Clemson."
by SGTGR December 30, 2007
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Clementine story

A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"
This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"
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Clemmons, NC

A shithole town with nothing but old, rich white people.
I live in Clemmons, NC. You mean you go to West Forsyth?
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Clementine

Clementine is a nice person who is usually underestimated. Inside she is actually everyones friend. Most of the time she skipped a grade and is very smart.
Clementine is like my best friend.
by The Half Blood Prince February 18, 2019
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