Carnies

Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.

Matt: Damn these Carnies straight to hell! All they do is shout at you. I swear I saw one trying to proposition a small child away from its parents and into its booth, but it was scared away by the unholy smell.

by S.M.A.C July 16, 2007

carneiro

A person who knocks over children

That carneiro led five children to fall and break their wrists

by Richard S. July 5, 2008

Carnation

the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"

"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"

by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013

Carni rap

A whit person who cant wrap for shit and thinks he's good and also thinks he's black and gets he's ass beat all the time bye black people.

wow look at that carni rap.... yea damn what can you say. alright ill meet you out back to wait for him you got the bat... yup.... alright

by Fuuuuuuuuk June 25, 2009

Green Carnation

An amazing "doom metal" band brought together in 1990 as a death metal band by tchort (Terje Vik Schei)(Emperor, Satyricon, Einherjer and Carpathian Forest) Because of his part in Emperor it disbanded. Later reunited in 1998. There album "light of day, day of darkness" is one of the most ambitious album projects of its time, if not ever.

"A vision, a call
In times before my fall
In life before I became
I dreamed I was insane"

by AlphaOmegaCFH December 11, 2003

Post Game Carnage Report

A report of all carnage that took place during a game(predominantly Halo2 online). Includes kills, deaths, killing sprees...etc. This is where the you will hear the words noob and pwned approximately 17 times per sentence. You will hear from a noob exactly why they did so bad. Also this is where you will hear gamers yelling at their fellow teammates for their poor play, because now they can see exactly how bad they are. It is also a place where great players get off to their dominance of a video game( I would be lying if I said I am not one of them)

Noob: Dude I shot a guy 40 times in the face with the shotgun and he didn't die, then he killed me with a single pistol.
Me: Or you just suck, and got pwnt.

Nick: I didnt do too bad that game.
Me: After viewing the Post Game Carnage Report, I noticed I had 30 kills and 4 deaths. Yet we lost, whilst you merely had 4...and 21 deaths.
Nick: I'm getting better.
Me: Noob.

by www.theradiotower.org July 30, 2007

carnage

unfortunate event or situation with seriously detrimental social consequences

eileen: i hear daniel's hooking sylvia
danny: isn't she wyan's girlfriend?
yish: yea...
all: ...carnage

by Yish August 24, 2006