barbie

A doll that girls about 5 years old like playing with, when they get to about 9 years old they enjoy decapitating barbie or cutting off her limbs, basicaly destroying this. Girls see this as a way of growing up.
When some bimbo girls are about 15 they aspire to have the looks and the figure of Barbie, a plastic doll. Which is really sad indeed.

5 YEAR OLD : Lets go and play barbies, I have the new car and the new house and barbies new friend and EVERYTHING. I love barbies so much! Yey Barbie!
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9-10 YEAR OLD: Do you wanna play 'kill barbie' I call the scissors and the pen knife, you can have the lighter! Woo!
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15 YEAR OLD: Babrie is a lucky girl. i wish i had a her figure shes got such a slim body! I wish i had blonde hair *sighs*.

by QueenOfThePixies April 13, 2006

barbie girl

a very blonde girl who actually is pretty because of make up and that calls attention for looking hot in a lot of pink clothes, heels and mini skirts and who is a bit silly sometimes because she cares more about her appearance and then it makes boys think she's incredibly EASY TO GET.

The barbie girl arrives in the mall.
Everyone looks at her.

Rocker girl: Look it's malibu barbie.
Rocker girl 2: Ridiculous.

Little girl: Look that pretty woman!
Little girl 2: I wanna be her!

Any guy: Wow she's hot.
Any guy 2: She may be easy to get.
Any guy 3: Let's go!

by sarita1 April 18, 2006

Crack Whore Barbie

Hot and hourglass shapely chick who is slutty, stupid, and seems always high.

Linzy

by Not a poser May 4, 2003

barbie

derived form Barbecue
(cook out)

"throw another shrimp prawn on the barbie

by eH? March 17, 2003

barbie

The plastic/silicone version of Paris Hilton with a variety of high-paying college-graduate jobs.

Dumb Girl 1: "Oh, look, it's surgeon barbie!"

Dumb Girl 2: "Oh, look, it's barbie, the real-estate mogul from Dubai!

Wise Man: "Oh, look, it's crackhead/anorexic barbie, the underweight model from Hollywood's dumpster!"

by mark101 June 15, 2008

Barbie

A young to middle-aged woman with large fake breasts, Over pumped saline lips, Blonde Hair, A Small waist line, and usually drives a Mercedes-Benz or BMW, and is generally rich from a husband or boyfriend or both, and lives on the most Western or Eastern coasts of the United States.

She is such a "barbie" with her fake breasts and fancy car.

by Tawni Dulan April 18, 2008

Barbie Dolls

A plastic doll, made popular in the 1920s inspired by the creator's daughter, in the form of a human female made of vinyl and hard plastic and other synthetic fibers. They have soft vinyl heads that one can squeeze, smush in or bend back making difficult hair brushing easy. And they have legs that can be bent and pliable for sitting. The doll's arms can be straight, bent or L-shaped, or movable by screwed elbows.

Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:

Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)

If real women were built like Barbie dolls, they would have to walk on all fours because her proportion are unhealthy.

by twistedbabydoll August 16, 2007