Stink Waffle 

A black man, With an attitude, Holding a hen, Most likely stole 5 things before actually holding up the hen.

Look at that Stink Waffle, He's wearing my watch!!!

Stink Waffle by JacobDickerson January 2, 2012

Ass-Waffle 

(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.

"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."

Ass-Waffle by March1392 October 29, 2012

Frosty Waffle 

1. The act of inserting ice cubes into ones vagina the proceeding to get boned.

2. A delicious cone from Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers

"Dude, how'd your date with Suzy go?"

"She totally let me give her a frosty waffle!"

Frosty Waffle by Deehydrated July 6, 2014

loaded waffle 

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.

"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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loaded waffle by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014

angry waffle 

when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.

Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny

angry waffle by Tamir_69 March 9, 2016

blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them

Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye

blow waffle by Warm_milk April 20, 2016

Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle

I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.

Twat Waffle by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night May 6, 2016