Ass-Waffle

(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.

"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."

by March1392 October 29, 2012

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The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.

" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"

by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012

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The act of giving a rimjob while said persons ass is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.

I was forced to give a man an ass waffle in prison, this I shall never forget.

by bigwade August 24, 2006

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Someone being a meany

Omg he’s such an ass waffle

by IeatA$S February 16, 2019

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When someone shits in your mouth and push it through the gaps in your teeth mmmm yum
Ashley

Oi u fat shit stop ass waffling

by hagrids a pedo69 April 28, 2014

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Waffle Ass

the impression that is left on a girls ass after she has pressed it against a chain link fence to have sex with a man on the opposide side of the fence

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got waffle ass fucking that detainee

by Bucca Bandit October 16, 2008

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