Johns Creek

A genuinely terrible Atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. Don't plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you'll literally be fucked by traffic. Everyone here is the same. They all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. Teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. Families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because nobody ACTUALLY wants to live in Johns Creek.

Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."

Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."

by nlbduhelsh March 27, 2011

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rock the john

Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.

John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"

Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"

by johnny_rock January 13, 2007

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papa johned

When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.

See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html

I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.

by Ilsun May 1, 2007

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