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trump spokesperson

noun

1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.

2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.
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Trump-talk 

TRUMP-TALK: Make exaggerated or factually false claims. Talk/blabber convincingly without fact-checking.

2- Lie your way through a troubling situation with poise.
3-Make yourself look great but nothing to back it. All show and no go.
past tense: Tump-talked.

Derived from the presumptive Republic US Presidential nominee Donald Trump, who reportedly has made many claims that simply weren't true.
Eg 1:- Mr. A: Are we really expecting a $505 billion trade deficit with China or this is just Trump-talk}? Mr. M: Just "Trump-talk". That figure is off by $200 billion. Eg 2;- Mr. H: I hope we can land this [deal. Our entire future depends on it.

Mr. B: Just stick to the facts and avoid [Trump-talk} at all cost.
Trump-talk by sleekspirit23 July 13, 2016

Trump Unplugged

The acoustic version of 45 talking to himself, echoing in his prison cell, after voters finally disconnect his electricity this coming November.
You could hear a worldwide sigh of relief as Trump Unplugged replaced the nearly continuous toxic tweetstorm that had roared inside of our heads for nearly four straight years.

Trump effect 

When politicians begin to say stupid shit due to being a candidate alongside Donald Trump for too long.
The 2016 presidential candidates all feel that they can say anything they want due to the Trump effect
Trump effect by MaxwellB September 1, 2015

Trump chumps 

The angry people at a Trump rally that threaten, taunt and fight protesters of an opposing candidate or party. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican, frontrunner, anti-establishment, winner, winning
I got jumped by a bunch of Trump chumps at the rally last night, yet I was the one who got arrested. It's not fair man!
Trump chumps by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016

Trump great wall 

Describes when someone said about something huge but never do it.
"I will make a spaceship!" He said
"Haha, good Trump great wall joke!"I said

trump in the night 

An unnecessary disturbance caused by a person who has a pathological need for attention.
These presidential tweets have no substance; they are a trump in the night.