crank

crazy drunk mixed together into one super word.
CRANK.

kid 1: ay yo dawg what up
kid 2: nothin man did you bring the vodka?
kid 1: yeahhh son 2 bottles. we're gonna get crank up in this place.
kid 2: ohhh yeeeea

by iwontusemyrealname_304 January 23, 2010

crank

when a fool gets got

regaaalaaass nukka don't try to crank me...
that nukka got cranked...

by Coombs-by_ahhhhhhh January 28, 2007

crank

crank is a mixture of crunk and dank. It origionated when a middle aged woman wot confused with her adjectives and created a new meaning for an elderly word.
crank means the following:
crunk
dank
awesome
totally wicked
Matt

The only word we can use to describe wyatt is crank, wyatt is crank.

Dude, one time I ate this totally crank sandwich.

by Matthew Hoffman August 4, 2006

Crank

To cry and wank at the same time.

Peter was devastated after being dumped by Ellen. Jane told him: "Why don't you just go home and have a nice relaxing crank, you'll feel much better for it."

by tt2813 August 14, 2009

crank

an act of theft or a form of action

theft: Im about to go to Walmart and crank all they dvds

action: Im bout to go home and crank a shower

by drehaynes September 4, 2010

Crank

When a male relieves himselfin the lavatory with some double pleasure on the potty.... ie. A Crap! A Poop! A Number 2!! & A Wank! A Toss! or A Pull! These will be timed to occur simultaneously to pleasure him in the loo. Yikes

Bloke get's up at smoko on building site and announces "I am off for a crank!" Has a pull and a poo for fun!! (yeah kids, im a little grossed out too)

by Missy Flutter January 10, 2012

Crank

The best hand motion while performing oral on a guy cranking or turning of the hand around the penis as the mouth goes down

Dude I could really go for some crank or that crank was the bomb dude Becky gives good crank.

by Hjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg November 15, 2013