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john x

A male porn star known for his strong, beefy and hairy physique; his uninhibited sexual nature; and his energetic, passionate and sensual performances. He began physique modeling in the late 1990's and began to star in male masturbation videos in the early 2000's. Since 2006, he has been directing and starring in straight sex videos that feature explicit sex acts performed with uninhibited passion, energy and sensuality.

John X considers himself bisexual, but has only been in sex videos with women at this time. He is appreciated by female, male, and transgender audiences.
John X really made that lucky woman in his video cum!
by xerxywho October 24, 2007
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John-Michael

A great looking dude, with unbelievably amazing athletic abilities. He is almost as close as it get to being superman. All the ladies can't get enough of him, and everything he does is done at perfection. He cant be stopped nor tamed. He is just that guy you wish you can become. But only John-Michael can become him.
Guy #1 : Hey, have you been watching that TV show with those relentless spartan warriors and their unruly leader?

Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael

Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.
by Thatguy4life November 4, 2018
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Uncle John

Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.
We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!
by MELKA August 16, 2010
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John Kerry

Truly great American. He fought for our country in the Vietnam War, and then, in 2004, fought for our country against the Sinister Monkey.
There is no excuse for America's not electing John Kerry as President. Absolutely none at all.
by Ophelia Desdemona February 11, 2007
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John Milestone

A man from county Durham. He is famous for playing cornet and trumpet as well as singing and dancing as well as performing artistically. Friend of Cotgrave's fiance's brother.
"So that John Milestone, is he avalable?"
by Doodles March 22, 2005
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john prescott

Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.
by oracle March 12, 2004
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sean john

dat nigga be wearin sean john
by amish January 8, 2004
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