stretch market

n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people.

Check out Rebecca. Methinks she's been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market.

What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!

by gnostic1 July 24, 2011

stretched quimosine

An extremely elongated fanny that has taken plenty of people for a ride.

I heard Betty has a stretched quimosine.

by ButtMonkeyUK June 12, 2009

stretcher drunk

Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.

Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!

by Blazer1752 December 11, 2016

stretchsticle

This usually, but not exclusively, is performed on a hot, muggy day. When a male's scrotum coheres to his inner thigh thus causing his testicular area to become clammy, moist, and generally uncomfortable. To relieve this sensation, the man will stretch his legs (whilst standing) outwardly toward either side of his body and switch between leaning to each side of his body while simultaneously bending the respective knee he is leaning toward. If performed properly, a stretchsticle will give the appearance that the man is simply limbering up, or loosening his lower body after vigorous activity and will actually make him seem more athletic, relaxed and generally active. On the contrary, there will invariably be a large portion of the male population that will see through this deceit and realize that their fellow brethren is simply airing out his steamy dank-ass grundle.

Mike 1: Do you think that hot audit chick noticed I was doing a stretchsticle while I was talking to her?

Mike 2: No dude, she prob just though you were stretching your groin cus of hours of sex.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 7, 2017

Stretchy-Pants

Pants needed if you eat too much food.

If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.

by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023

Thanks stretch

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"

by LordZalgo December 20, 2014

cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick July 6, 2015