Definitions by LordZalgo

Idiot's paradox 

A sentence that contradicts itself in an redundant and idiotic manner

"The man who killed Adolf Hitler was a saint!"

"Dude, he killed himself. That's an idiot's paradox "

Idiot's paradox by LordZalgo July 20, 2017

Relete 

To reinstall something for sake of nostalgia, only to delete it quickly after

"Dude! remember putt putt travels through time! Let's play it!"
"You know you're only going to relete it in like, five minutes right?"

Relete by LordZalgo September 13, 2016

Thanks stretch 

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"

Thanks stretch by LordZalgo December 20, 2014