stretchnuts
Usually used as an insult, it basically means someone that can stretch his scrotum very far off his person.
stretchnuts by goatmaniso January 4, 2008
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Stretch nuts
Derrick- You coming to my party later?
Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!
Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!
Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!
Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!
Stretch nuts by B-rizzleee January 31, 2010
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Stretch Nuts
1. A nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scrotum and/or testicles.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.
"Wow," said Jill. "Jay has massive balls! No wonder they all call him 'Stretch Nuts'!"
All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.
"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"
"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."
"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."
excerpt taken from:
'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;
The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'
All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.
"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"
"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."
"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."
excerpt taken from:
'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;
The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'
Stretch Nuts by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle February 4, 2012
stretchouts
Rene: this job is hot, We need to put these stretchouts on the fasttrack.
Ryan: yeah, okay, flash.
Kurt: We aren't getting much quoted because we are doing our stretchouts!
Ryan: yeah, okay, flash.
Kurt: We aren't getting much quoted because we are doing our stretchouts!
stretchouts by chachimac March 16, 2004
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stretchbutt
a homosexual "bottom boy" that craves getting fucked up the ass and dying from AIDS in order to achieve the ultimate gay experience.
see that skinny diseased faggot with the semen running out his ass and the big smile on his face. man what a fucking stretchbutt
stretchbutt by fagshooter December 15, 2011
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