Squid 

A squid is defined as a privileged, arrogant male. That male is also completely void of free thinking, culture, richness, etc.

Fratboys, Meatheads, Guidos can all be classified under the squid umbrella.

Famous examples are Wilmer Valderrama and Colin Farrell.

Squid by squidbuster November 2, 2009

Squid 

A semi-attractive yet overweight girl at a sex or swingers club, uncomfortable with her surroundings but awkwardly trying to join in the fun. Likely to have a lower-back tattoo.

Veteran Swinger: Man, I wish that squid would loosen up and get in line for the gangbang.

Squid by Horny Patty October 16, 2010

Squid 

A word used when you go to high five, then pull back before you hit the others hand. you 'squid' away with a wriggly motion. Also used as the same as phsyche or sike usually accompanied by laughter from any audience.

1. Friend 1: "high five!"
fiends 2: -goes to high five, pulls back- "Squid!"

2. Guy: "hey babbbee, whats your digits?"
Girl: "oh here, ill write them on your arm.....SQUUUIIIID!"
-laughter-

Squid by Bringo June 27, 2008

squid 

derogertory term/racial slur for asians in general

hey squid, hurry up with my takeaways

squid by jesus juice junkie October 3, 2010

Squid 

name of a stereotypical name of a man that works at a guitar shop. sounds badass, but totally isnt.

"that kid is a total squid"

Squid by Kim Polovitch June 26, 2006

squid 

a complete n00b. a person who fails at life and has no idea what theyre doing.

"Evan, you're working at McDonalds? You fuckin squid"
"Squid you team-killing fucktard!"

squid by fattymcbutterboobs July 15, 2005

Squid 

Of Northern Ontario origin. Means: good, acceptable, alright etc. Derived originally from a drunken mispronouciation of the word "Good".

A. Hey, are you sure you don't mind that I take your sister out on a date?
B. No worries, it's squid

Squid by Sauce December 29, 2004