squid

Member of the U.S. Navy, perjorative. Possibly refers to the resemblence between dress white uniforms and kalimari. In any case, referring to a sailor as a squid can be endearing if you know them but it can be equally (and dangerously) offensive if you are a stranger. Be sure to say it with a smile.

Bar patron - "There's an awful lot of you squids out this weekend."
Sailor - "It's payday, you fuckstick."
Alternately, one sailor to another:
"What's up, squid?"
"Nothin', you?"

by nukenabber December 31, 2005

squid

person who cant handle the challenges of everyday life. one that is soft.

ryan puked after like 5 beers, what a fuckin squid

guy is 30 years old and still lives at home, man up and stop being such a squid.

by boloney pony November 12, 2010

Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister February 18, 2011

squid

A friend, derived from the singular version of squad. Synonyms include, homie, slime, bro, etc.

Yo, what up, my squid?

by floralmayonnaise May 4, 2019

squid

A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.

"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"

by nure99 September 21, 2014

squiding

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.

I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.

by delusional in Tx December 28, 2010

squid

a backstabber, snitch, or untrustable person. commonly used by somalians.

Guy 1: Yo that guy just took my spot in line!
Guy 2: Fuckin' squid!

by tyebb September 28, 2011