Refers to a person that everyone has an aversion towards. Squids exhibit the characteristics of a nincompoop and tend to be severly ostrasized. To the general public it appears that the squid's inherent purpose in life is to vex non-squids.
As an alternative, squid can be used to describe an individual who is wum, sagacious, and witty.
As an alternative, squid can be used to describe an individual who is wum, sagacious, and witty.
That South African boy I've been talking to is THE embodiment of a Squid. I think i will just stop talking to him.
by zooplankton zoloretto January 4, 2021
'Squid' is a contraction of "Squirrelly Kid", and comes from So Cal racers who were also involved in the Surfer culture.
Though the term is now widely used to describe street riders of questionable cornering skill, questionable judgement in demonstrations of horsepower and braking, questionable judgement in the protective clothing worn, and very questionable judgement in his/her friends, the meaning was actually developed at the racetrack.
Back in the day before trackdays (an organized event to allow anyone with a motorcycle and the price of admission to gain familiarity with a racetrack and learn to ride faster, more safely than on the street) were common and new racers frequently had no track experience - hence their unpredictable behavior and unsteady lines led to them being labelled "squirrelly", as unpredictable surfers (or surfing conditions or surfing equipment) were also called.
From there, the term made it to the canyons of Southern California (a popular means to risk one's hide while demonstrating riding skill at speeds well over the posted limit), then out to the rest of the world that reads about So Cal in magazines and apparently strives to be just like So Cal.
Though the term is now widely used to describe street riders of questionable cornering skill, questionable judgement in demonstrations of horsepower and braking, questionable judgement in the protective clothing worn, and very questionable judgement in his/her friends, the meaning was actually developed at the racetrack.
Back in the day before trackdays (an organized event to allow anyone with a motorcycle and the price of admission to gain familiarity with a racetrack and learn to ride faster, more safely than on the street) were common and new racers frequently had no track experience - hence their unpredictable behavior and unsteady lines led to them being labelled "squirrelly", as unpredictable surfers (or surfing conditions or surfing equipment) were also called.
From there, the term made it to the canyons of Southern California (a popular means to risk one's hide while demonstrating riding skill at speeds well over the posted limit), then out to the rest of the world that reads about So Cal in magazines and apparently strives to be just like So Cal.
"I really hate dealing with the street squids riding over their heads in the 'A' group at Buttonwillow."
"That trackday org is all about getting money from the squids who don't know better."
"Yeah, there was another squid taken off Palomar in an ambulance this morning."
"That trackday org is all about getting money from the squids who don't know better."
"Yeah, there was another squid taken off Palomar in an ambulance this morning."
by kz2zx January 15, 2006
A person who is not (NOT) allowed to know about squad/gang activities.
Ex: Cop, Parents, Siblings, Teachers.
Ex: Cop, Parents, Siblings, Teachers.
John- "Jimmy I gotta tell you this story man, me and this bitch fucked all night..."
Jimmy- "John not here.... Squids are present."
-John "oh aight I gotchu"
Jimmy- "John not here.... Squids are present."
-John "oh aight I gotchu"
by Chezzinbig June 24, 2018
A particular method used by unexperienced girls to give hand jobs. The female (or male) performing the hand job spreads out their fingers and approaches the penis head on, collapsing each digit equidistant around the base of the shaft. To complete the stroke, all five fingers are drawn up the shaft toward the center of the palm unanimously while the palm is drawn away away from the head of the penis. Performed correctly, this should result in a motion resembling a squid swimming.
by Wolf of Handicap Stall Street January 24, 2014
When a girl sticks a leaking pen inside her pussy and leaves it there for awhile. She then removes the pen and shoots an inkblot like a squid.
Joe: God damn man I was gonna fuck this chick but she pulled the squid on me and I bailed.
Bob: Nice.
Bob: Nice.
by Wook January 29, 2008
A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet.
The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.
Also see calamari
The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.
Also see calamari
by schimschone March 12, 2005
One who buys an R1 as their first bike, and logs onto a non-stunting sportbike forum asking how to wheelie said bike.
Porchito: Hey guys I just bought this R1 (Don't worry I'm not a squid, I'm mature my car has a v-8)... anyways how do I wheelie this thing?
by Agent Ram July 30, 2006