ass backwards

To be out of order or reversed; very confused or mixed up; completely fouled up or wrong.

'Ass' refers to the rear end or buttocks, and 'backwards' means reversed. The phrase suggests that something is happening the wrong way, with the rear coming first. ('Ass' is an impolite word, so be careful using this phrase.)

Synonym: snafu

1) Jeb, you're riding that donkey ass backwards! Turn around!

2) You installed these windows ass backwards - the screens are supposed to be on the outside!

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

ass potato

Idiot, dimwit, moron.

God he is such an ass potato.

by Angry Goddess June 10, 2009

ass curd

the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.

tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.

by freedav05 December 24, 2006

raggity-ass

An adjective that describes a state of poor upkeep, uncleanliness, delapitation, low quality etc.

You had sex with that raggity-ass chick? Gross dude!

Shaquanda's house is way too raggity-ass, it should be condemned.

by Scobbler November 11, 2006

ass to balls

very crowded, a lot of people in one place

it was ass to balls in that club

by jstagurl August 18, 2008

Ass-dreads

The condition experienced by tradesmen e.g. electricians, whose constant bending, climbing ladders etc, combined with an overly hairy butt area leads to a mass of matted hair around the ring piece and cheeks. Can lead to problems with poop clinging them, becoming a 'rectal rasta'

"Dude, did you see Willy's ass-dreads poking out of his raggedy tracky bottoms?"

"Yeah I know, they are gross, I think he has to get his Mrs to trim them"

by Dr Boswell January 10, 2009

Monk ass

Someone who is predictable and purposely gets you mad.A more modern way of saying troll. The word is used while playing a game.

‘I’m dead of course he uses that gun what f*cking monk ass’

by Sick lad 420 August 25, 2018