chengler's definitions

Ass Sap

During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.

I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.

by chengler October 9, 2016

Magnifecal

When one drops some feces which are so magnificent (whether because of sheer girth, length, curl, color, or a combination of these factors) that even one's most squeamish friends cannot help but admire what you have created.

I want to be mad at you for dragging me in here to see your dump, Herbert. But I just can't. It's so long with such an elegant and subtle curl. Frankly speaking, it's Magnifecal.

by chengler April 24, 2018