chengler's definitions

Magnifecal

When one drops some feces which are so magnificent (whether because of sheer girth, length, curl, color, or a combination of these factors) that even one's most squeamish friends cannot help but admire what you have created.

I want to be mad at you for dragging me in here to see your dump, Herbert. But I just can't. It's so long with such an elegant and subtle curl. Frankly speaking, it's Magnifecal.

by chengler April 24, 2018

Ass Sap

During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.

I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.

by chengler October 9, 2016