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jaguar

a woman who, once in a while in the animal kingdom of human females, supercedes the cougar. the jaguar status is attained when plastic surgery begins to be had to "correct" previous procedures. face lifts and botox have become so frequent that the jaguar often looks asian. unlike the cougar, who the mid 20's-30's male can see as possibly acceptable after a dozen beers, the jaguar only gets worse in the eyes of the viewer, and eventually ends up as almost a cartoon character of themselves.
Melissa Rivers is a cougar Joan Rivers is a jaguar.

see also: Jocelyn Wildenstein (search for her on awfulplasticsurgery.com)
by caitlinh October 3, 2006
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jaggled

A website reaches its bandwith limit by being listed on the weblog Jaggle.
wow dude, my site just went down cuz i was on jaggle!
by chris May 5, 2005
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jagua

Em Um..shes burning hot and sexy like a girl can be..um she charms me with her eyes everytime i behold her and makes my head dizzy *looks to the right* hmm booty..oh yeah she has a lucious booty so soft and smooth..um well shes a girl what else you wanna know?!
She was playing in the house with me! yeah playing! well atleast she promised she would, well almost atleast um well i hoped so atleast..nyyh i love her why wont she love me someone tell me!
by Boo! April 18, 2005
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Stunned Jaguar

A certain sex position involving a guy, 2 women, a bowl of clean fresh fruit, and an empty bottle. Possibly originated in Germany
"Hey, twin lesbian hookers! I think I'll go pick them up and we can try that new sex position i just heard about. The Stunned Jaguar!"
"Sounds great!"
"Get out of my car! It doesn't work with 2 men"
by Mayhem_XP_Omega_13 December 25, 2007
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jaggi

A unwanted title meaning shit of lamb. Also means no hope or ugly mofo.
There's jaggi trying to remove that pile of jaggi from the carpet which that jaggi left there.
by Prince Lal May 9, 2005
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jaggy

rough and dirty, of a suspect variety, not 100% safe
The east side of town gets a little jaggy south of Johnson street, don't hang around too long after dark.
by jay17 January 7, 2008
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jagoff

Go back ta da nortside ya jagoff.
by southsidesmitty September 25, 2004
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