a woman who, once in a while in the animal kingdom of human females, supercedes the cougar. the jaguar status is attained when plastic surgery begins to be had to "correct" previous procedures. face lifts and botox have become so frequent that the jaguar often looks asian. unlike the cougar, who the mid 20's-30's male can see as possibly acceptable after a dozen beers, the jaguar only gets worse in the eyes of the viewer, and eventually ends up as almost a cartoon character of themselves.
Melissa Rivers is a cougar Joan Rivers is a jaguar.
see also: Jocelyn Wildenstein (search for her on awfulplasticsurgery.com)
see also: Jocelyn Wildenstein (search for her on awfulplasticsurgery.com)
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Em Um..shes burning hot and sexy like a girl can be..um she charms me with her eyes everytime i behold her and makes my head dizzy *looks to the right* hmm booty..oh yeah she has a lucious booty so soft and smooth..um well shes a girl what else you wanna know?!
She was playing in the house with me! yeah playing! well atleast she promised she would, well almost atleast um well i hoped so atleast..nyyh i love her why wont she love me someone tell me!
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