microserf

Typical microsoft employee.

Wow, Charlie just became a microserf.

Microsoft microslave microsloth

by OddCharlie May 8, 2014

microteling

The process by which a female gently strokes a males nether region, specifically the grundle area, using her fingertips while cupping the scrotum during fellatio.

I wasn't even hard until she started microteling in which I lost it and blasted off.
My nut almost took her face off with all that microteling we did this weekend.

by dbmystery July 25, 2016

microbuzz

The relaxed and light headed state of mind one gets from consuming 2-4 microbrews in rapid succession after a stressful day. One could probably drive (but probably shouldn’t) during this period.

My boss Eric was a knob today during the teleconference so I caught a slight microbuzz after work to forget about it.

by Pewy McDoubletap August 20, 2018

micromentoring

When your mentor cares so much they want to help you with literally everything. Well intentioned, but it's nice to go to the bathroom without help

Brendon has good intentions, but with him micromentoring me I won't ever figure out how to survive in the wild

by juneen November 29, 2018

Micropenis

Medical term for a small penis. Also description of a man's behaviour that is caused by this ailment

Andrew is behaving like a micropenis.

by ms76 December 31, 2019

microboofing

Microdosing up your butt.

I've been microboofing a lot more during quarantine.

by brooklyn hipster May 5, 2020

Micropenisism

A very sad disease that morons get, their PP shrinks to the point where their already 1-inch PP is microscopic

Aiden: Bro, I heard that Alex has Micropenisism!

Everyone else: F

by PP Forest God November 8, 2020