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Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.
Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.
Microslave by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Miroslava 

One of the sweetest girls you’ll ever find. Always knows how to make you smile. Loves neutral colors. She’s always there for you when you need her, great with moral support. Absolutely gorgeous, stunning. Her smile is contagious. You’d be lucky if she lets you close to her. Although she has a strict household, she has loving parents and siblings She’s just a beautiful sunflower(girasol):)
Hey!! Miroslava can you help me wash the dishes;)
Miroslava by ElGuerito November 12, 2020

Miroslava 

a pretty but inside very messy girl. she is what everyone wants she is the definition of perfect but she has secrets. Many want them, but nobody gets them. Her brown long hair, her sparkling eyes, her sweet smile and her personable manner. She was the best thing that happened to me.
my love miroslava
Miroslava by foreverlonely November 22, 2021

dirty miroslav 

Dirty Miroslav is where a big booty bitch sits on ones face and then proceeds to suck his dick while miroslav dabs
dirty miroslav by Swaglord69696969 January 20, 2019

microwave 

(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello
Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave
microwave by Johhny Bravo August 2, 2011

microwave the hot dog 

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog