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Microslave

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.
You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.
Microslave by Der Capitan December 7, 2003
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Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.
Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.
Microslave by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Miroslava 

One of the sweetest girls you’ll ever find. Always knows how to make you smile. Loves neutral colors. She’s always there for you when you need her, great with moral support. Absolutely gorgeous, stunning. Her smile is contagious. You’d be lucky if she lets you close to her. Although she has a strict household, she has loving parents and siblings She’s just a beautiful sunflower(girasol):)
Hey!! Miroslava can you help me wash the dishes;)
Miroslava by ElGuerito November 12, 2020

Miroslava 

a pretty but inside very messy girl. she is what everyone wants she is the definition of perfect but she has secrets. Many want them, but nobody gets them. Her brown long hair, her sparkling eyes, her sweet smile and her personable manner. She was the best thing that happened to me.
my love miroslava
Miroslava by foreverlonely November 22, 2021

dirty miroslav 

Dirty Miroslav is where a big booty bitch sits on ones face and then proceeds to suck his dick while miroslav dabs
Wow you’re such a dirty miroslav
dirty miroslav by Swaglord69696969 January 20, 2019

microwave 

(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello
Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave
microwave by Johhny Bravo August 2, 2011

microwave the hot dog 

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating
My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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