get out ma gaff ya green cunt

A video in which a scottish man tells yoda to get out his gaff and throws a bottle at him.

Person 1: Have you seen the video called 'get out ma gaff ya green cunt"?
Person 2: No?? that sounds weird
Person 1: Watch it it's so funny

by sefaD November 1, 2020

What is your head, cunt?

An age old Australian rhetorical question typically posed when one of your mates has a new headwear or haircut of questionable status.

You're at school and Colin walks up to the boys with an utter bouffant on his head. Michael points towards the fez-cut on Colin's head and exclaims "What is your head, cunt?"

by SumOzi June 11, 2018

cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.

Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.

by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

Cuntsuelo

Formal term for a Spanish woman with no legs. Also, sometimes loosely used to describe Spanish female 'little persons'.

The surfer entered the ocean as a senorita but, after a tragic shark attack left her legless, she left the water a cuntsuelo.

by bgfrog May 20, 2020

Cunt Wedge

a derogatory term for a male who fucks anything that moves. Male equivalent of a cum dumpster.

Girl 1: Oh, is James your boyfriend?
Girl 2: No, he's just my cunt wedge.

by veganjello May 8, 2009

cunt

An other way of saying pussy

"He fucked my cunt so hard that i said i cunt take anymore"

(Your wellcome for da pun doe

by UltiLord June 23, 2016

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)

"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.

by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008