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When there is absolutely no chance that something happened/or is true. The phrase first gained popularity when it was heard echoing from a shipping container somewhere in Austin, Texas. It can even be traced back to an individual named Tyler "Dimmadomefuck" Niknam, from whom it spread like a virus.

It is typical for people who have adapted this phrase to use it continuously to the point where it becomes frustrating. Saying "No shot" ad nauseam has been linked with heavy cocaine use and having sudden bald spots appear.
"I did not commit the murder, i swear!"
"No shot, bucko! Vote him out."

"There should be equal treatment of men and women in this workplace."
" NOOO Shot!"
by Sauha_ September 02, 2020
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That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD

A FML moment. LMD

Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!

Wish this never happened. LMD
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Indicating that an action has no chance in happening whatsoever.
Dude: When i grow up, i'm gonna be a successful millionaire.

Other Dude: no shot
by anonymousanswer October 16, 2010
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no shot is basically another way of saying "no way"
jasmine: yo I just got the new Jordan 1s that came out
tray: no shot
by corilyss December 07, 2020
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never getting any pussy(BOX)! to be celebate for a long time! to never have nothing sexual in your future but intensive self-satisfying masterbation!
Josh, Tim, or Matt(Yoder)have "no shot" when they meet a skank or any female for that matter!
by ben-wah! March 31, 2003
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