Father

Something I never had

I wish my friends weren't like my father

by scraptrash December 19, 2018

fartereeno

One who has mastered the skill of farting

Phhh....baileys farted again “said Oliver” .
Oh god I can smell that too, he’s such a fartereeno “said guy”.

by Stayout February 21, 2019

Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.

Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit

by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019

Faptermath

The mess and destruction left behind after a fap

I'll need a whole can of Lysol after this faptermath

by Thebiggestbear March 30, 2019

Factering

The combination of being someone’s boss as well as a legit boss.

Amanda is responsible for several people and is a badass in how assertive she is. She is factering!

by Freudianswan April 22, 2019

Farterrhea

When you can’t stop farting. Like diarrhea but instead of shit, it’s farts.

“Sorry, I can’t have that spicy buffalo sauce, it gives me farterrhea.”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 18, 2019

Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.

If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.

by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019