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-The sounds your dog makes when you accidentally step on his/her lil feets.
-The sound that makes you feel like you are an undeserving white man.
-The sound that makes you feel like you are an undeserving white man.
Ex: *walking to the kitchen and accidentally steps on dog*
Dog: “aarf!”
You: “IM SO SORRY” *cries a lil*
Dog: “aarf!”
You: “IM SO SORRY” *cries a lil*
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Get the Trugly mug.1:Instead of a shit fart, it’s a sneeze fart.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of “achoo” it was “achhh*fart*oo” and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of “achoo” it was “achhh*fart*oo” and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
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-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.
-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.
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2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
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Get the Ass crease mug.-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
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