aarf

-The sounds your dog makes when you accidentally step on his/her lil feets.

-The sound that makes you feel like you are an undeserving white man.

Ex: *walking to the kitchen and accidentally steps on dog*

Dog: “aarf!”

You: “IM SO SORRY” *cries a lil*

by Smash_the_Pumpkins February 01, 2020

Blastious

-To blast with great force or magnitude

-A forceful blasting

-That fart was blastious asf.

-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.

by Smash_the_Pumpkins January 30, 2020

Paint job

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet

“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019

Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins November 01, 2019

Farterrhea

When you can’t stop farting. Like diarrhea but instead of shit, it’s farts.

“Sorry, I can’t have that spicy buffalo sauce, it gives me farterrhea.”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 19, 2019

Asstershock

when You take a shit so massive, it backed up a bunch of gas. Asstershock is those farts that explode out your ass after you shit.

1: Bobby had gas pains in his stomach because the shit that was about to be expelled from his ass was blocking all of it up. He then had asstershock for an hour.

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 30, 2019

Ass crease

-Booty brows

-The lines under your Buttcheeks

1: yesterday I saw a dude jogging in short shorts that were ass crease height. ‘‘Twas quite nasty.

2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?

3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 29, 2019