when You take a shit so massive, it backed up a bunch of gas. Asstershock is those farts that explode out your ass after you shit.
1: Bobby had gas pains in his stomach because the shit that was about to be expelled from his ass was blocking all of it up. He then had asstershock for an hour.
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 30, 2019
Get the Asstershock mug.-The sounds your dog makes when you accidentally step on his/her lil feets.
-The sound that makes you feel like you are an undeserving white man.
-The sound that makes you feel like you are an undeserving white man.
Ex: *walking to the kitchen and accidentally steps on dog*
Dog: “aarf!”
You: “IM SO SORRY” *cries a lil*
Dog: “aarf!”
You: “IM SO SORRY” *cries a lil*
by Smash_the_Pumpkins January 31, 2020
Get the aarf mug.“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019
Get the Shart Loaf mug.-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”
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Get the Farterrhea mug.-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
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-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.
-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.
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