Human Petri Dish 

A. someone who continuously sticks needles into their skin: medically and heroinically.

B. someone who allows experiments on themselves.

"That guy must be a human petri dish, son of a bitch has moss growing on his face."

Human Petri Dish by SnargleFargle December 4, 2011

human bean 

tyler joseph from the popular band twenty one pilots

+ hey tf is wrong with this tyler guy
- oh he’s a human bean that must be why.

human bean by _anathemma_ September 28, 2021

Human fire blanket 

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.

Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."

Human fire blanket by hairygunt March 22, 2010

Human suitcase 

Its when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and you pull him/her through an airport

Look at that man's human suitcase!

Human suitcase by RJMAVS369 March 1, 2011

HUMAN SUITCASE 

A midgit on roller skates that you put all your clothes on and pull through the airport.

Does having a human suitcase count as fascism?

HUMAN SUITCASE by lithuanianminion March 8, 2011

human stop light 

When three midgets stand on top of each other and each one has colored pubes, one green, one red, and one yellow. Then they proceed to flash their genitals in random order like a stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman

that club is awesome, it features a human stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman

human stop light by Peg-Butt December 30, 2011

Human Scum 

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.

I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.

Human Scum by Wildburr April 26, 2016