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Tweetfaced

the state of being overwhelmed to the point of exhaustion as a result of the blatant overuse of the social networking tool called "twitter", which at it's more serious phases may cause the affected party to display symptoms resembling inebriation, obliviousness to surroundings, or unexplained mobile device apprehension.
"Come now, Sebastian; put away Cassie's iPhone. You're looking tweetfaced, my boy!"
by Sweet Cuppin' Cakes July 2, 2009
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Tweetfart

a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn't.
@Kanye :I know I said I'd bite my tounge but 6 AMA noms for a 19 year oLd?!?! Two albums!? Fuck that!!!!!

TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)
by ebabe February 10, 2010
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tweets

Tweet can mean:
A tweeter can be in reference to a street-salesman of small 'tweeting' devices, which produce a high-frequency sound by dint of expulsion of air though the device. These street-hawkers have been known to incite unprecedented levels of rage in the general populace and, for precisely this reason, the job has fallen out of favour amongst the working classes.
UK colloquialism- "You got tweets mate" or, more commonly, "You got f**king tweets mate," vernacular inclusive
by mike12 January 1, 2006
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#TCT (Tila-Crack-Tweets)

Twitter addicts who can't get enough of Tila Tequila's tweets...want some? follow her (@officialTila)
"#TCT (Tila-Crack-Tweets) is more addicting than crack itself"
by JodiJo18 July 21, 2009
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Tweetarhea

An affliction of the tweeterholic, whereby excessive, uncontrollable spasms of tweeting occur, followed by general ennui.
Whoa, dude, Bill just had horrific attack of Tweetarhea. He nearly filled up my iPhone!
by Whyte Noiyse July 6, 2009
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tweetfault

Your icon picture that is used on twitter.
I took my tweetfault with my best friend. Now we have matching tweetfaults.
by iEpicUsername August 25, 2011
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Tweetarded

Someone who is totally clueless as to the social significance of twitter. A total imbecile in a situation that can be analogized as George W. Bush and an Economy. A retard when it comes to the use of twitter.
I told you you need to get a twitter account to but you're still stuck in facebook and Hi5, why do you insist on being so tweetarded!!!
by BrainStormer June 18, 2009
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