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tweetando 

When a Mexican is tweeting
That vato loco is always tweetando.
tweetando by Nacho Camacho June 3, 2016

tweetando 

When in a piece of music the percussion section grabs their kazoos and goes ham
tweetando by Robo Bitch October 31, 2016

Tweetard 

The second coming of the Social Justice Warrior.

A self righteous twitter based individual who believes their opinion trumps that of everyone else's - and logic.
The Tweetard can often be found trying to cancel others on the internet for reasons still unexplainable by mankind, and is known to show little to no common sense - ever.
Normal human: I fully support BLM and truly strive for equality, but I don't think the looting and destruction of property is going to do any good.
Tweetard : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF BIGOTED SHIT?!?!?!?!? TW// RACIST UNEDUCATED IMBRED, TAKE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE ELSEWHERE SIS (PERIODT).
Normal human: Sorry, I guess that was a bad way of phrasing it, but I guess we are all learning to become better people as we grow.
Tweetard: TOO LATE, SAY GOODBYE TO ANY CAREER PROSPECTS YOU HAD ratio

Fluffy Texan: haha fluffy hehe
Tweetard by Sarrosmann April 25, 2021

Tweetaholic 

A person who is addicted to tweeting usually wanting to tweet about anything just to feel relieved.
An example of a tweetaholic would be a tweet like this "Tying my shoelaces." I mean does anyone really care?
Tweetaholic by Tweetishea July 29, 2009
N. To win an argument on Twitter rendering the other party unable to respond.
"Madison issued that ratchet girl a tweetdown so bad that she didn't come to school today!"
Tweetdown by Big Alamo October 19, 2013

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago