"There goes ANOTHER chicken john again, last night i sucked his dick, and he couldn't get it up. Then the cheap motherfucker didn't want to pay me!"
by Cable Car Rider September 11, 2011
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by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007
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by Steph S. December 28, 2005
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My doctor recently put me on a diet that includes reducing my dairy intake. I've been drinking whole milk all my life and can't stand the taste of that disgusting, watery blue john.
by D Mitchell June 17, 2007
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He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.
by Your mom March 27, 2005
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Get the John Elway mug.One of the oldest Companies that makes tractors. The brand has become immortalized by Kids and farmers. John Deere started making tractors in the 1920's when they bought out the Waterloo Tractor Company.
Until the '60's they were known in the US for the "Putt-Putting" of their two-cyilender engines. They finally had to drop the Two-cyilender design for the engines to be more efficent and powerful.
John Deere may be famous for it's agriculteral equipment, but they also have a line of Construction equipment.
Interestingly, John Deere has not merged with anyone else, making it one of the only two to not have been taken over by another company. It walks alongside Caterpillar with this title.
Until the '60's they were known in the US for the "Putt-Putting" of their two-cyilender engines. They finally had to drop the Two-cyilender design for the engines to be more efficent and powerful.
John Deere may be famous for it's agriculteral equipment, but they also have a line of Construction equipment.
Interestingly, John Deere has not merged with anyone else, making it one of the only two to not have been taken over by another company. It walks alongside Caterpillar with this title.
by Puffie40 January 25, 2005
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