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John Hancock 

A signature. Derives from John Hancock's signature, which was written in large letters, on the Declaration of Independence.
Could you please put your John Hancock on this form so that I can turn it in?
John Hancock by rieux November 29, 2003
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John Adams 

a. John Adams (1735-1826) 2nd president of the United States, he helped establish the primacy of the voter when he left office upon the election of an opponent of a rival political party (Jefferson); helped persuade the Continental Congress to adopt the Declaration of Independence; and understood the importance of a strong navy long before other American leaders. But he was often personally offensive and, further, pushed the Alien & Sedition Acts, making it a crime to criticize the president.

b. John Coolidge Adams (1947- ) a minimalist American composer, won the Pulitzer Prize for his choral work based on the 9/11 destruction of the World Trade Center, "On the Transmigration of Souls." A composer of operas, he is most widely known for his minimalist opera "Nixon in China."

c. John Couch Adams (1819–1892), a British mathematician and astronomer, predicted the existence of the planet Neptune, solely on the basis of mathematics and the laws of Newton and Kepler. The Royal Astronomical Society later awarded him its Gold Medal.

d. John Quincy Adams (1767–1848) 6th president of the United States and son of the 2nd, distinguished himself as an early opponent of slavery. But he was a one-term president, having entered office under the cloud of a shady bargain involving the electoral college. He died of a stroke while serving in Congress, in the same room as the young Abraham Lincoln who, unfortunately, had never the time to know and learn from him.
He's smart and offensive, a regular John Adams!
John Adams by Dr Whosis December 12, 2009

John Waters 

Baltimore filmaker. God of filth. One of the best filmakers ever with flair for the comical and filthy. The best filmaker of our age.
Let's go see Pink Flamingos, the most famous John Waters movie ever!
John Waters by tyler holmes April 27, 2006

John Major 

He talked about everything and nothing really. He arrived with a new wave of optimism and disappeared without a bat of an eyelid (mainly due to the UK's adoration New Labour as they swept into Downing Street).

Alright kind of bloke in truth, could've fulfilled any other job in Government at the time to a high standard except that of Prime Minister!
Things of note during his lengthy, but seemingly brief 6 and a half years as PM:

Signed Maastricht, and...
lost election to Labour in landslide.

Thats about it really!
John Major by britishandworried January 29, 2005

John Miller 

Recieving a handjob while in a restaurant surronded by friends
I went out to dinner with my girlfriend and some friends to Applebees and totally got a John Miller
John Miller by J Gil March 18, 2008

John F. Kennedy 

The 35th and the greatest president ever. If that dickwad didn't shoot him, he would have probably made America 10 times better and made world peace. He was also the only president NOT to be full of shit. He probably stopped another world war by fixing the missile crisis. He was also a World War II Veteran. He saved the lives of himself and another soldier by swimming to an island with the backpack strap of another man clenched between his teeth.
John F. Kennedy is the best president ever.