also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.
Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.
by expo nation March 4, 2024
Get the Buddy Socks mug.Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.
Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."
by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025
Get the Walmart Socks mug.Related Words
spockshocka
• spockslap
• spocksome
• Spockstar
• spockswerve
• spooks
• spock
• shocks
• spocker
• spocking
by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025
Get the Waffle Socks mug.You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.
Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.
Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.
by chicken.daddy March 24, 2025
Get the Waffle Socks mug.by Haileyynicholee_ May 7, 2025
Get the Titty Socks mug.Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.
Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.
by A-Hole M July 2, 2025
Get the Diddy Socks mug.