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Grandma's by Dak4President January 18, 2017
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Grandma's gone to bed
An expression used to hint that a certain idea is obsolete and anyone in their right mind would retire it immediately.
Person 1: I heard all gays are pedophiles too.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.
Grandma's gone to bed by helyllefilten July 14, 2016
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grandma's boy
one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. a must see film, with its ridiculous drug, sex, and party scenes. produced by Adam Sandler, features cameos from Rob Schneider and David Spade.
quotes from grandma's boy:
Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!
Grace: I gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.
Grace: How old are you now?
Alex: 36.
Grace: Do you have a girlfriend?
Alex: No.
Grace: My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.
Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!
Grace: I gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.
Grace: How old are you now?
Alex: 36.
Grace: Do you have a girlfriend?
Alex: No.
Grace: My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.
grandma's boy by KRHimself May 12, 2006
grandma's heartbreaker potion
A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.
It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.
It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.
It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.
It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.
Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*
Person1: It's clobberin time!
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*
Person1: It's clobberin time!
grandma's heartbreaker potion by Grandma's Heartbreaker Potion May 24, 2021
Grandma's Apple Fritter
Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.
Grandma's Apple Fritter by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009
Grandma's Mud Castle
After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!
Grandma's Mud Castle by Ga-Law September 4, 2013
Grandma's Drapes
An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.
Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
Grandma's Drapes by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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