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B town - Bloomington, Indiana

Home of one of the premier party schools in the world: Indiana University. This is where hot, horny young women attend college in hopes of getting a)away from home, b)fucked up, c)a job, d)off. If you have ever been to IU you surely know what I'm talking about. And if you have ever been to Little 500 then you probably drank more than you ever thought possible.

Bloomington is an interesting mix of college students and townies. Townie bars include: Office Lounge and the Vid. Most students go to Sports, Jakes, or anywhere on Kirkwood. If you're greek then you're expected to show up at Kilroys at least once every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday.

When Spring rolls around in Btown, its God's way of telling students that there is a Happy Hour. From the end of March through graduation there is never a patio table open during happy hour. Since the bars are right next to many academic buildings, backpacks are encouraged at many establishments.

Everyone in a 60 miles radius is obsessed with IU basketball. Bob Knight is a god and what the hell is football? (We're going Bowling this year though!!) If you want to hear the loudest arena in the land, go to the REAL Assembly Hall when we play Duke or UNC.

When visiting B town here are some things you need to try:

A tall AMF at The Upstairs
A tall brunette from Foster Quad (McNutt or Brisco too)
Quarry diving
Nick's English Pub
Big Ten from Pizza Express (1am or later)
Favorite phrase in August: Back in Btown.

Lets go to Kilroys and find a sorostitute.

The only thing B town ever did was have a hot daughter (named Indiana University). That's it, that is it!

B town by joey the dimestore hooker December 29, 2007
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A cooler name for Fort Myers, Florida. We all hate it here. Don't ever come unless you want to see old-fat people and seriously want to die of boredom.
"where do you live?"
"Fo Town"
"hah sucks for you!"
"At least I don't live in lame-ass Cape Coral bitch!"
fo town by Not sayin' November 6, 2007

nig-town 

a playa, someone who is cool, got his shit together, etc
I say, "Whad up, nig-town."
nig-town by crisco February 11, 2005

P-Town Pump 

a hand dance; where you pump where arms and shake your hands. this can only be done in the real p-town; plantation fl, where the grass is always greener.
The P-Town crew does the P-Town Pump to the crunkest music.
P-Town Pump by Kaylee. November 28, 2005
Another name for Waco Texas
We goin to Co Town to get some Baylor girls
Co Town by Trigga man November 2, 2006
Slang term that refers to the town of Fleminton, New Jersey.
Theres a party in f-town tonight.
f-town by Shawn Hunt January 23, 2003