f town- a place where there is literally nothing to do... unless u love nugs and other drugs, then its not bad. Spoiled rich kids with nothing to do with there money so they spend it on any drug they can buy in hope that it will make the town seem better. watch out for narcs when entering this town.. FUCK THE RTPD
we smoke mad nugs in f-town everyday
by G LOC January 4, 2006
A slang term for a town in New Jersey where there is nothing to do except for going to the crap movie theater and going to Applebee's afterwords.
I wanna get the hell out of f-town.
by f-tonian April 12, 2005
A garbage town with two dozen Taco Bells, seven Chilis, an undereducated population, a low average income, sprawled development, and nothing to do but eat fast food and shop for meaningless shit. Essentially, what a majority of the United States will soon look like if a shift in priorities does not take shape.
Billy drove into an f-town Texaco when he realized he had a bad case of the green apple splatters.

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by Ian El Kazmir November 6, 2007
Slang term that refers to the town of Fleminton, New Jersey.
Theres a party in f-town tonight.
by Shawn Hunt January 23, 2003
a great place to come and do nothing with your life. We have plenty of good nugget though.
raritan township and f-town boro cops are the shadiest pig fuckers of all time! CONGRADULATIONS
by Dan K. December 15, 2005
a small town in new jersey (or any state)that begins with the letter 'f' adn ends with 'town' or ton'
i crash int eh hood at f-town
by gangi December 10, 2003
n. Slang term for Flemington NJ. F-town is not really a town. It resembles a street and there is nothing to do there but at least it is more populated than other towns such as Delaware and East Amwell. See D-Ware
Jessica: Where do you live?
Emily: F-Town
Jessica: Oh, I'm sorry.
by freakinitbaby January 24, 2003