Alex

The plural form of Alec.

Hey smart Alex! Don’t y’all know it’s pronounced espresso... not EXpresso!

by Yo-yo 94 November 30, 2018

Alex

he will steal ur girl so hard he is often considered the greatest thief of all time. he will steal ur money, your possesions, your girlfriend, your girlfriends heart. :(

wow u got a girlfriend. make sure you hide her from alex

by qany March 10, 2017

alex

he is independent strong guy he dont mess around with bullies you might get beat up if you mess with him he is cool and smart and crazy

hey alex wanna meet me somwhere (alex: yeah sure dog

by beindapendantbryan January 31, 2020

Alex

Alex is a mean person who only cares about himself he believes nobody is as great and mighty as him. DO NOT be friends with him!

Hey Alex hows the weather? Xander: F you

by thatonepotato July 23, 2015

Alex

Very slow and not smart plus needs to get the young D0
also a 2 inch by 16 inch chode does occur

A sloth like retard donkey (man bear pig)
e.g alex the man bear pig

by Filthy Frank Here February 28, 2013

Alex

A complete dill hole who eats bananas out of his ass and worships the gods of mother fuckering cunts. He likes to believe that he has a dick but in reality he just has a pickle shoved up his vagina. When he hears voices in his head, he is really just listening to the sound of his vagina talking to him. He also thinks that his girlfriend is good in bed, when, in reality, she is just another mother fucking whore. His nicknames often include crisp bread and schmuck fuck.

"That Alex is such a crisp bread."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."

by Whores panonymous October 11, 2013

Alex

A nigger that is especially filthy. Usually said in the following phrase: "Alex is a filthy fucking nigger!"

Alex is a really filthy nigger today for some reason.

by DustyRB July 15, 2018