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Albertoax

When you hide in your sister's closet and wait for her to start masturbating, then once shes about to cum you jump out and yell "My Cock!" and slap her across the face with your cock.
George: "Yo Jay, your sister so fine."
Jay: "Yea I know, I totally albertoaxed her face last night"
George: "Damn, dude, I woulda payed to see that"
by George Sherman April 3, 2009
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emergency alert system

A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.
Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*
by TehEndieMC June 4, 2015
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alektorophobia

Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens. I am suffering from alektorophobia. It is strange and really rare. Alektorophobia is a strong fear. I myself even dont like thinking about them
Alektorophobia - cartoon chickens,moving mobile chickens,thinking/talking about chickens,pictures of chickens,dead chickens..any thing to do with chickens, screeming seeing things like 'cow and chicken', 'chicken run' and 'chicken little' or adverts for it as chicken little has been advertised alot
by alektorophobia_rebecca January 2, 2007
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Alberto

A person (usually of hispanic decent) who is very overly self-confident with woman and is a party animal who likes to dance but is also very attractive and athletic. This person also says some of the most ridicuous and dumb but funny statements at random times and loves to have fun. Most of all, this person is incredibly unpredictable and will use his athletic abilities to do dumbass but hilarious things.
I think he had alot to drink and is having a good time acting like a crazy mofo with the ladies. He sure is acting like an Alberto tonight.
by jorge iglesias November 8, 2009
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fetish alert

The discovery of another's fetish
person 1: i just love pencils

person 2: fetish alert!
by shindigger1 January 26, 2009
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underage user alert

To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.
Iamover18 : Liek Teletubbies r teh Rox
Sinner: UNDERAGE USER ALERT!!!!!!!!
by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005
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Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.
(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
by Sketchead October 24, 2009
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