Albertoax

When you hide in your sister's closet and wait for her to start masturbating, then once shes about to cum you jump out and yell "My Cock!" and slap her across the face with your cock.

George: "Yo Jay, your sister so fine."
Jay: "Yea I know, I totally albertoaxed her face last night"
George: "Damn, dude, I woulda payed to see that"

by George Sherman April 3, 2009

Alberto Halos

Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.

In the name of Alberto Halos!
All praise be to Alberto Halos!

by pinjer October 3, 2018

Alberta Hat Trick

The Alberta Hat Trick involves a player scoring three goals in a single game with one of them being inadvertently scored on their own net. A variation of the standard "Hat Trick" in sports when a player scores three goals in a single game.

Our team was well on their way to winning the beer league championship until Kyle scored an Alberta Hat Trick.

by GLVJ1978 November 13, 2020

alberto scorfano

A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.

wait whos that gay kid

that is alberto scorfano!

by i_am_your_mother July 6, 2021

Alberto

The best motherfucker you will ever see. Also known as Lil Dawg, this motherfucker got sauce, is a sexy man and can attract any bitch he wants, even your hoe homie. Fuck will him and u gonna get fucked up.

I wish I was Alberto brah.

by OBJ bitch April 20, 2018

Alberto

A male of hispanic decent. Is a funny relaxed guy that likes to get the attention of not one but many females. Though Alberto may seem like a player or tool he is a faithful fun loving character who will never cheat. He may sometimes come off as a douche bag but inside he is probably the most sensitive and loving guy you will meet. He says a lot of random stuff and only wants people to like him.

Guy 1: There he goes acting like a tool again..
Guy 2: Yeah, if only people knew who Alberto ACTUALLY is.

by Michelle2 February 13, 2012

Alberta

The Texas of the North

Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.

by Echelon September 9, 2005