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Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".
"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"

- Captain Morgan´s Revenge by Alestorm
Alestorm by TruG0d May 18, 2010
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True Fucking Scottish Pirate Metal
Alestorm are pure dos
Alestorm by Demetrietheshitsweeper February 18, 2008
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Biggest waste of fucking time scotland has ever experienced! Scottish + Pirate + Metal, does NOT go. PLEASE REALISE THIS
" i need a name for my ridiculous, stupid, rubbish band, with a singer who cant sing, and a host of stupid pirate melodies so i can sell out to a niche market "

" Hmm, how about beer rain, or Alestorm "

" BINGO! "
Alestorm by power_metal123 October 28, 2008
When a man in a dress is more muscular than both your days.
There is a real alestorm at davit's house
Alestorm by GreenFlame15 May 5, 2022
a really hot editor who is not mid at all
aestorm is not mid
aestorm by aespector is mid April 28, 2022
To become so intensely angry, so massively incensed that you begin to resemble a Ape during a thunderstorm i.e throwing your shit about, shaking kids in pushchairs, tearing zookeepers in half.

Imagine yourself as King Kong on amphetamines, just as you find out godzillas taken a dump on your car.
He's thrown such an furious ApeStorm that not even the Buddha, Gandhi and The Rock could stop him!
ApeStorm by Neil Davis September 7, 2005
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