dick farmer

Someone who is such a dick that they leave dicks in their wake and are therefore responsible for more than one dick

Man, Jimmy just issued a malpractice lawsuit on me. What a dick farmer.

by sadfasdfasdf August 3, 2007

dick demon

One who simply loves the cock. See cock carnivore

Randy is a dick demon.

by John Warner August 18, 2006

ecto dick

A glowing, usually blue dick that a skeleton has. Usually also includes ecto bodies that looks like ectoplasm.

Usually on Sanses and Papyrus, and on some occasions some Gasters. Produces colorful cum.

Oh, also Sans Fangirls love them.

Person one: skeletons don't have dicks!
Person two: what about an ecto dick?

by saltier than the ocean May 24, 2017

needle dick

a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!

Shane has a needle dick.

by meee November 30, 2003

Get your dick wet

Engaging in intercourse, including oral sex.

Paul Jene asked "Yo you gonna get your dick wet?"

by PJene May 28, 2007

Dick Pic

When a guy knows a girl is having a bad day so he sends her a picture of his own penis

Yo I know your grandma is having a bad day so I sent her a dick pic and now she feels way better

Bruh, what the fuck is wrong you?

by Kidswillbekids May 21, 2019

Devil dick

When the dick so good her eyes roll back and you think you need to call an exorcist. Also known as the Double D

Man I gave Linda the devil dick so good last night hey eyes rolled back and she started drooling, I thought I had to call a preacher.

by Dank devil dick September 12, 2017