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Malpractice

In Hindi slang "MAL" means "girls". Therefore, Malpractice is something like flirting with girls.
My friends are getting bored, so they decided to have some malpractice.
by nishu January 29, 2009
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malfactice

The charge or accusation of the practice of; knowingnly or (though rarely) unknowingly giving a bad definition or fact as related to a many things. Commonly, the charge is levied on a person who runs their mouth to impress, sound smart, or be part of a conversation they know nothing about.
Because of his ramblings on about everything, he was charged with malfactice by his co-workers.
by glamrocker October 26, 2010
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Malpractitioner

1) Any physician, surgeon, practioner, or doctor who prescribes a patient medication of which the side effects/withdrawl symptoms they know nothing about and/or are just playing dumb to save their license, after the patient has told them that:
a) the medication is not working
b) the medication is doing the OPPOSITE of what it is supposed to.

OR:

c) If the patient has requested to be taken off and/or weaned off any medication and the physician/surgeon/practioner/doctor UPS the dose, instead of taking the dose down, and/or sneakily gives the patient another drug of the same class while telling the patient that it is something completely different!

d) Any physician/surgeon/practioner/doctor who completely cuts off a patient's "narcotic" medication without weaning them off, and without researching/knowing the possible NEUROTOXIC side effects of said prescribed medication.
SITUATION 1:

Doctor's Visit #1:

OFFICE IS LADEN WITH POSTERS WHICH GIVE THE SYMPTOMS OF DEPRESSION.

PATIENT: "I'm depressed."

DOC: "I'll book you in with our Psychologist, and start you on an S.N.R.I anti-depressant"

**Patient then takes drug for a few months and ends up in hospital for several suicide attempts**

Doctor's Visit #2:

PATIENT: "I'm sure you've been made aware of my attempts at suicide. Seems these S.N.R.I.'S are giving me adverse effects. I would like to come off of them please."

DOC: "Yes, I have recieved that information. I will wean you off of them."

DOC THEN GIVES THE PATIENT THE SAME DOSE AS BEFORE AND TOPS IT OFF WITH ANOTHER DRUG IN ABOUT THE SAME CLASS S.S.R.I.'s, INSTEAD OF WEANING PATIENT OFF MEDICATION.

Situation 2:

Patient is prescribed "narcotic" medication for daily function, goes to a party, gets dosed on GHB and ends up in hospital. Doctor gets word of this, then cuts off all medication "(patient is a drug addict)" necessary for daily living and function. Patient's brain suffers neurotoxic withdrawl. Doctor SAYS they know nothing about "neurotoxic withdrawl."

THAT'S A MALPRACTITIONER IN THE WORKS!
by Paizley January 2, 2012
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MALPRACTICAL

Verizon carried out a malpractical assignment of three new e-mail addresses.
by Smintheus March 7, 2011
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MALPRACTICAL

Verizon carried out a malpractical assignment of three new e-mail addresses.
by Smintheus March 7, 2011
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Malepractice

Malepractice.
Verb. Bash the bishop, choke the chicken, masturbate
Terry was told to leave the 19.23 to Epsom because of 'malepractice'
by Jamunk August 21, 2024
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malpractition

A super cool person who operates as a genius; known for diagnosing random cases while violating every hospital policy in the book. Often fueled by caffeine, Vicodin, and requires a certain person, either named or rhymes with "Cuddy". (supposedly gay for someone who is or rhymes with "Wilson", options may vary)
I'm a malpractition
by gayguts April 21, 2025
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