5 definitions by John Warner
by John Warner August 18, 2006
by John Warner August 18, 2006
An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.
by John Warner August 20, 2006
A person who loves dick so much that they would consider eating it as an entire meal or portion of a meal. This meal could be breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and/or supper. The cock carnivore may just eat it as a snack in between meals. See dick demon
Jake is a cock carnivore.
by John Warner August 18, 2006
by John Warner August 18, 2006