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Slap Jackin

Short for Slap Jack Nut Sack. He has his ups and downs in counter strike and it all depends on how much sex he is getting, and how good it is.
a)OMG I HAVE A SCORE OF 25 AND 1 AND I GOT LAID 5 MINUTES AGO!

b)OMG I HAVE A SCORE OF 1 AND 25 AND I GOT LAID 5 MINUTES AGO!
by Slap Jackin November 30, 2004
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slap stick

When kids get spoiled by their parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and slap them with a stick, thus the slap stick is born.
Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!
(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.
by Matt the cat June 1, 2005
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Slap the Bass

Prenounced Shlap the Bahzz or Shlappin za Bahzz means a girl just going to town on her vag with a bass slapping form
Just before bed Jenny decided to Slap the Bass to hide her sorrows of another night of not getting fucked from her boyfriend of over 7 years.
by fuck it hoe May 1, 2009
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Slap it down

Term of encouragement or disparagement used by white men with small penises after a notable ribbing.
"I said 'slap it down', homie"
by Marty February 22, 2003
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Slap the big bitch

Slap the big Bitch: hit from the bong.

Poker night...My brother ex girlfriend shows up to score some weed and tells a story about getting in a fight prior to her arrival. I said, "you should have slapped the big bitch." she responds, "what, like hit the bong"
by TyroneNazT October 29, 2004
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slap monkey

~adj.-

1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.

2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!

Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
by CDSmith1967 June 30, 2008
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Slap ass Year 2019-2020

slap ass month all over again but it’s a year !
Slap any body’s ass this year ! Slap ass Year 2019-2020
by hbk.diallo October 31, 2019
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