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Human Bacterial Frappuccino 

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.
"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."
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human traits

entities that possess the following traits that resemble a human being:
emotions, cough, watch tv shows
Eric: "Yeah, we got.. snakes."
Hannibal: "..with human traits."
Hannibal: "They got emotions, and they cough,and they watch tv shows.. *sighs*"
Jimmy: "You have snakes with human traits?"
human traits by Skittlez Pie December 15, 2020

Human Caviar

When "dinning at the y" sucking on the region in order to pull the eggs out and consume them.
Moe was thrilled to try Rose's human caviar for the first time!
Human Caviar by Delta Phungsheon December 29, 2021

Human Contact 

something i haven't had in 4 years.
My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*

so, yeah. Human contact.

Human Garbage 

A trash ass cheating baby daddy, who doesn't pay child support, probably smells dirty pussy, and is named Zayne.
Well, I just got a text from actual human garbage.
Human Garbage by Wombat6969 March 7, 2023

human wasteland

human wasteland by Anonymous May 15, 2003

human shield 

Unamerican, oxygen-wasting hippie who deserves to be shot by the soldiers they are blocking.
Human shields don't deserve to be a part of this country.