16 definitions by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner

Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-

Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 23, 2022
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I TRIED TO DEFINE THIS WORD BUT THEY REJECTED IT SO PLS ACCEPT IT THIS TIME URBAN DICTIONARY
NOW IM TOO MAD TO EVEN SAY ITAIANA ANYMORE
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something i haven't had in 4 years.
My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*

so, yeah. Human contact.
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022
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Someone who invaded your life through your mother's uterus (Or an orphanage)
They drive you mad and you drive them mad, but no one else can drive you or them mad.
They ruin your life but they kinda don't
Siblings are confusing little shits
And they are also little fucking snitches
Sibling: "HEY I NEED--"
me: "SHUT DA FUC UP"
Sibling: "But someone is bullying me!"
Me: *I'll kill them*
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022
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I looked up the word shark in the urban dictionary.
So what's the definition?

apparently a way to have sex.
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Anything is anything and everything is equivalent to anything, similar to anyone which is equivalent to everyone which sums up EVERYTHING therefore summing up the universe.
Good luck figuring that one out.

And remember, anything is EQUIVALENT to everything, and everything is the universe so that means,

anything = THE UNIVERSE
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022
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If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*
Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"
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