TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner's definitions
If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?
*I'll be checking everyday*
*I'll be checking everyday*
Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023
Get the Dearest Urban Dictionary...mug. Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.
National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023
Get the Kangaroomug. Urban dictionary people, do you need help? Allow this message to go through if you do, and tell me your location. help is on the way.
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022
Get the Messagemug. Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-
Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-
Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 23, 2022
Get the People in an Urban Dictionary descriptionmug. The most annoying age of the human body of a male. The creature's hobby is mostly just making fun of females who do anything or talk to anyone, and hanging out with their friends talking about Fortnite, demon slayer and discussing 18+ shows that they pretend they know everything what is going on.Can be found mostly inside their house playing Fortnite, GTA, or any other type of inappropriate game play. their most common vocabulary are either really bad roasts, any type of inappropriate word (including cuss words) or "Ur mom" which they would normally laugh hysterically at. Another odd hobby of this odd creature is looking up inappropriate words in google and bragging about it in school.
so to sum it up, most 10 year old boys are insolent, disgusting and extremely rude creatures and will probably keep this behaviour up till about 14 or 15 years old.
i hope you have read it up to here, because i spilled out all my hatred for 10 year old boys in this description of them.
signed, TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner.
if you are a boy like this in my class and you've read this description, sorry, not sorry, it's all true.
WARNING: this description doesn't apply for all boys, some are nice. SOME.
so to sum it up, most 10 year old boys are insolent, disgusting and extremely rude creatures and will probably keep this behaviour up till about 14 or 15 years old.
i hope you have read it up to here, because i spilled out all my hatred for 10 year old boys in this description of them.
signed, TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner.
if you are a boy like this in my class and you've read this description, sorry, not sorry, it's all true.
WARNING: this description doesn't apply for all boys, some are nice. SOME.
Girl: "Hey, can you show me where the cafeteria is? I'm new here!"
10 year old boys: "i'll show where the cafeteria is to UR MOOOOM!!! HEEEYOOOO!!!"
Girl: "I don't understand what you're saying but i really need to get to the cafeteria!"
10 year old boys: " Go FUCK yourself you FEMALE! Elgh!! Does your mom let you watch 18+? I bet she doesn't! HEYOOO!"
Girl: "Look, I really don't get why you're telling me all this, but i need to get to the cafeteria before the bell--
*BELL RINGS*
Girl: "--rings. Also girl: "I am SO being a lesbian when i grow up."
10 year old boys: "i'll show where the cafeteria is to UR MOOOOM!!! HEEEYOOOO!!!"
Girl: "I don't understand what you're saying but i really need to get to the cafeteria!"
10 year old boys: " Go FUCK yourself you FEMALE! Elgh!! Does your mom let you watch 18+? I bet she doesn't! HEYOOO!"
Girl: "Look, I really don't get why you're telling me all this, but i need to get to the cafeteria before the bell--
*BELL RINGS*
Girl: "--rings. Also girl: "I am SO being a lesbian when i grow up."
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner July 18, 2022
Get the 10 year old boysmug. I looked up the word shark in the urban dictionary.
So what's the definition?
apparently a way to have sex.
So what's the definition?
apparently a way to have sex.
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner July 25, 2022
Get the Sharkmug. by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023
Get the Soft Serve Ice Creammug.