Anything

Anything is anything and everything is equivalent to anything, similar to anyone which is equivalent to everyone which sums up EVERYTHING therefore summing up the universe.
Good luck figuring that one out.

And remember, anything is EQUIVALENT to everything, and everything is the universe so that means,

anything = THE UNIVERSE
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022
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Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-

Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 23, 2022
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Dearest Urban Dictionary...

If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*
Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"
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Boy

Alright, this is a difficult one. One common type of boy is the sweet, nice and caring boy who will always be there for you.

ANOTHER type of boy is the sexist, rude, and abusive boy.

not all boys fall into these categories.
Person 1: "What the hell IS a boy, anyway?"

Person 2: "Someone who identifies as a boy"

Person 1: " Doesn't really answer my question"
Person 2: "WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT A BOY IS?!?!"
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The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.
Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*
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STAY INSIDE

News: "Remeber to ALWAYS STAY INSIDE."

Me: "There goes another year down the drain..."
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Human Contact

something i haven't had in 4 years.
My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*

so, yeah. Human contact.
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022
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