Kangaroo

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.

National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023

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Dearest Urban Dictionary...

If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*

Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

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Anything

Anything is anything and everything is equivalent to anything, similar to anyone which is equivalent to everyone which sums up EVERYTHING therefore summing up the universe.

Good luck figuring that one out.

And remember, anything is EQUIVALENT to everything, and everything is the universe so that means,

anything = THE UNIVERSE

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022

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