Cranksturbate 

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

Cranksturbate by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

Jenny Crankin It by Nick A. Fox December 28, 2005

Clanket 

When you decide to crash at a party and are either;
a) Far too drunk to find yourself a blanket to cover yourself with
b) The awkward stranger who nobody knows at the party and doesn't GET a blanket
c) The only one without a blanket.
So due to lack of blanket, you use your coat for pathetic warmth. Blanket+Coat=Clanket

Drunk Chick: Gurrrrl, I'm about tah fall asleep up in this corner on the hardwood floor, I'm too wasted to get home. You got a blanket ah can useeee?

Irritated Drunk Chick Who Regrets Throwing Party: No. I'm out. Clanket it, bitch.

Clanket by Madewine February 19, 2011

Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

Jew Crankies by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

chanked 

To be very stoned to the point of calling a dog chank or falling down stairs.

"He was totally chanked yesterday. He kept calling Champ: Chank! Chank Chank!!!"

chanked by bmunge June 2, 2009

crankenstein 

someone who has smoked so much crank in his life that he looks like frankenstein only with crank pipes coming out of his neck and not bolts

crankenstein smoked a few 8 balls from his neck then took apart a car and put it all back together last night

crankenstein by trevorTrexNit March 3, 2008

chanker 

Any type of penis sore or blister which is caused by an STD.

I knew I had herpes when I found a chanker on my dick.

Why do you keep scratching your crotch? Do you have chankers?

chanker by El Tonico July 4, 2005