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Human cereal bowl 

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An act usually reserved for parties or the refreshments of an orgy. A man with a chest dent has his legs put behind his head and his arms wrapped around his buttocks. His dent is then filled with cereal and milk for the enjoyment of the party-goers or orgy participants.
Ted has the grossest chest dent! We should invite him to the next orgy party and make him into a human cereal bowl.
Human cereal bowl by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011
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Human Backpack

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The act of holding your partner's legs over your shoulders, while you hold their feet, like a backpack, and they are giving you a rim job.
Hey Cheryl, I'm bored. You want to try the human backpack?
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Human Cloud 

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Is a dude wearing a muscle shirt at the gym who has lifted so freakin' much that his whole upper body looks like a cartoon cloud.
Kristen: "OMG, check out that human cloud on the bicep machine"

Suzy: "Whoa! Looks like the Michelin Man; I'm kinda into it...you?"

Kristen: "Seriously? I don't mind some puff on top, but clouds like him can't make it rain where it counts...if you know what I mean."
Human Cloud by Charlottecinnos January 29, 2014
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Human-Non 

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Someone that screwed something up so much that they can no longer be human.
" Why did you score on our team Riley. You are such a Human-Non."
Human-Non by Scrange Lord July 23, 2016
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human interactions 

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To interact with a human being
A: Hi, I'm having human interactions

B: Good for you
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human female repellant 

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a man who has not, will not get any bitches on his dick

antonym: pimp
human 1: why cant i get any bitches
human 2: it seems you are to be human female repellant
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