3 definitions by Dr.Othlmun

half-fag

noun:a male of female whom claims to have sexual intrest in both genders

synonym: gay

Wylie:im not gay im half-fag!

by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022

human female repellant

a man who has not, will not get any bitches on his dick

antonym: pimp

human 1: why cant i get any bitches
human 2: it seems you are to be human female repellant

by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022

Jiminy Cricket

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word

**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!

by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022