Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

schmidlock

A flick him the finger to any part of the human body

I just gave you a Schmidlock to the head.

by Terlucs June 7, 2018

schmidson

a person who is generally friendly and peaceful, preferring a calm and relaxed environment. Being nice and quiet can be admirable qualities that can help you build positive relationships with others, as well as maintain a sense of inner calm and tranquility.

"Schmidson is a nice and quiet person who always greets others with a smile."

by #405mRs March 14, 2023

Bob Schmidt

A Universal hero, when one doesn't know the inventor/musician/author (etc.) of something it is replaced with the name Bob Schmidt.

Kara: who sings this song?

Dan: lady gaga or leona lewis...Bob Schmidt or something

by The cabbage galz July 7, 2011

Schmigidy

When you beyond smacked

Me, Shrink, Quality Quan, and that boy AB put 2 gs in a blunt, and we all was Schmigidy

by PancakeDaddy November 28, 2018

Schmads

Pads, but with a "schm"

The goalie decided to whip up some new schmads

by Lweso0123 November 14, 2020

Schmidt

a sweetness that knows no bounds. thoughtful, courteous and respectful. to qualify as a Schmidt one must be irresistably adorable.

My boyfriend is such a Schmidt! He brought me flowers for no reason.

by maureenkay September 30, 2008