schmidlock

A flick him the finger to any part of the human body

I just gave you a Schmidlock to the head.

by Terlucs June 7, 2018

Schmolocked

that you, someone else, or an object is fucked. Drunk or just generally fucked. A mixture of bollocks and shit and fucked

I am so fucking schmolocked shouldn’t of drank those last couple shots

by Kpat June 1, 2018