Shrink

A therapist, one in the mental health profession, a "headshrinker"

Dude, I can't go out tomorrow night, I gotta meet with my shrink, he thinks I am depressed.

by Rosebello October 13, 2008

Shrink

The act of a penis getting smaller when it has been in cold watter for a long period of time.

My girlfriend walked in on me when I was naked and saw my penis, which had shrunk.

by rodrigo i November 21, 2003

Shrink

1. Fellatio's Woman
2. Fellatio specialist
3. To make the penis shrink through fellatio; deep throat

2.This chick was a shrink, straight deep throat.

by Sway78 October 05, 2007

Shrink

The moral authoritarian who controls the concerned people who add fish to your beer, to help your adrenal glands to shrink.

'In the name of theft, I pretend to be a eugenicist on moral grounds to hide behind the former cavalry officers (plantation owners - US) that make up the stock and trade of the monied upper classes, as I rape the intellect of the country' - the shrink shrinks shrinking, shrinkage continues. Compare to the better life, - the drink drinks drinking, drinkage continues...

by smilerthegayriler April 20, 2018

shrink

a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"

My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex.

by lily November 19, 2003

shrink

1. verb: to decrease in size
2. a psychiatrist or mental doctor

1. the cold water made my balls shrink
2. that crazy bitch should go see a shrink

by mattyo November 14, 2003

shrink

1. (v): to decrease in size.
2. (n): a psychiatrist, psychologist, or therapist.
3. (n): a slang term for retail theft, commonly used in the retail industry, especially by loss/theft prevention personnel.

1. "I've got some crazy shrinkage going on."
2. "My shrink told me I need to take some pills. So I told him to fuck off and die and I threw a molotov cocktail into his living room."
3. "An estimated 44% of shrink (retail theft) in 2008 was due to employee theft."

by Interceptor 22 April 09, 2011