Fapitat

A portmanteau of "Fap" (masturbate) and "Habitat"

The place where you feel most comfortable fapping (or schlicking). Most likely your bedroom, but really anywhere you can be comfy and alone to bust out your spank bank and rub one or a few out.

I'm going to spend all afternoon in my fapitat.

by Ineedtopoop February 26, 2018

fapinism

This applies only to men. When a man see's a pretty lady he starts to jack off in front of her no matter the place or time.

Fapinism is stupid.
My friend is a fapinist, he can't stop himself.
Jeez, hes such a fapinist.

by The Really Big Guy August 7, 2018

Fagpire

Someone who sleeps all day and stays up all night sucking for semen instead of blood.

A. Have u heard from jake?
B. No hes probably sleeping.
B. I think hes gay and maybe a vampire too.
A. So hes a fagpire?

by 6thdizaster October 22, 2018

Fapiness

Happy + Fappy

The amount of fapiness he presented was overwhelming

by ZeroPlatform November 15, 2018

Fapitalist

Dumb boys who love Elon Musk and trickle down economics.

I was gonna hook up with that guy last night, but turns out, he’s a fapitalist. Ew.

by Meandersteg March 2, 2022

Fapist

1. Fapist-A person who constantly acts inappropriately, overly sexually advances, or has the tendency to act like a pedophile or rapist over facebook.

Example: He was getting crazy last night on chat...he almost got me thinking he was a Fapist!

by The Brohas July 8, 2011

fapit

(<b>fap•</b>it) n. habit of fapping.

I'm in the fapit of beating off at least twice a day to keep my prostate healthy.

by Phillydrifter March 4, 2009