MMD

acronym for "Most Massive Dump," used by guys in mixed company since most women would be disgusted by the thought of it.
Dave shows up late at party.
Eric: "Dave! Good to see you, what took you so long?"
Dave: (in front of date he brought) "had to take an MMD but it's all good, I'm here now."
by phillydrifter January 01, 2011
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Cut the numbers

To look over one's budget or financial position.
Wanna get a pizza?
Lemme cut the numbers real fast, I got no cash on me.

Honey, take me shopping for Valentine's day.
Ok sweetheart. Let me cut some numbers, you can go grab your coat, we can leave in five.
(woman takes one hour to 'get ready', guy browses pr0n online.)
by phillydrifter February 14, 2011
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pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh
Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.
by phillydrifter April 17, 2011
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omnomlicious

to say that something is delicious in an internet-savvy way; attributed to 'om nom nom' kittens eating.
Regular popping corn, 62¢/lb, every kernel pops, spiced with McCormick's Montreal steak seasoning, is omnomlicious
by phillydrifter August 30, 2009
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texas porridge

(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.
Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?
by phillydrifter November 12, 2010
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goesintight

(verb) goes-<b>in</b>-tite: mock translation of German phase habitually repeated after someone sneezes.
AIM:
SexyHottie694u: Oh gosh, I just sneezed
StudMale4u2nite: goesintight
SexyHottie694u:...
StudMale4u2nite: i don't know how to spell it in german, it means 'god bless you' or something like that
SexyHottie694u: oh you are so sweet, thank you, lets make babies
by Phillydrifter December 13, 2007
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gastric fat-ass surgery

(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.

I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.

I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
by phillydrifter March 26, 2011
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